Cannabis Biz Funding For Dummies

Cannabis Biz Funding For Dummies

Cannabis Biz Funding For Dummies
Don’t hire Cletus for your hemp start-up.

Cannabis Biz Funding For Dummies is our revenge on the sleaze bag venture capitalists that have descended on the cannabis industry. They range in sophistication from the “pushers” of prefabricated business plan templates [which all seem to use a $1,800/lb assumption for the price of flower] to the self-aggrandizement experts that offer “turnkey operations” in California that don’t even know that state Cannabis licenses are non-transferrable.

The first rule we always explain to founders that are seeking to create a venture-funded entity that asks why they need a CPA, we tell them “to prevent you from being killed off by payroll taxes, business permits and a host of other little items before their “next greatest idea” is discovered by the market. We are talking about straightforward business principles.

Our suggested steps down the path are:

  1. Do your research and use resources which are available for free on the internet [more on this in a bit].
  2. Hire the best attorney and CPA that you can find, vet and afford. We discuss this at length in Difference CPA – Accountant. We add that having both is important for balance, the LAST thing you want is an attorney with OCD and control issues [See Cannabis Biz Tough – Lawyers – CPA’s].
  3. Build it yourselves rather than investing $$$ in someone else’s leftovers
Places to Start

Y Combinator provides seed funding for startups. Seed funding is the earliest stage of venture funding. It pays your expenses while you’re getting started. They are a legend in the venture start-up space, and the resources they offer are staggering. Let’s start with their Resources page. The first items we find there are:

Do Things That Don’t Scale. –Startups take off because the founders make them take off.

Startup Playbook. – Startup advice from many YC partners distilled into one document.

How to Start a Startup.– Build something users love, and spend less than you make.

YC Essentials. – What we at YC consider the most critical, most transformative advice for startups.

There are enough reading and information there to keep the founders of a startup busy for a month. Then when you think you are ready to go hunting for funding they have:

Which should get founders that are willing to work hard, read and then put their thoughts together and discuss with the CPA and attorney that should be brought in at the start. The result should be the genesis of a focused team that can get a startup business well down the path to pitching investors which ideas and a deck of their creation. We guaranty it will beat the piss out of the templated business plans that are sold to start-ups by the “Merchants of Slime”.

Author: abizcannabis

Managing Director & CEO of integrated transactional financial advisory, tax, and technology consulting firm - aBIZinaBOX Inc New York, Chicago, and OaklandCPA.CITP.CISM.CGEIT.CGMAExpertise with: Alt. Investments/Private Equity, Real Estate, Professional Services, CA Cannabis, Tech Start-Ups and Distressed Assets/DebtTechnology Certifications including:Advanced & High Complexity Cloud Integrator AICPA PCPS, CAQ,, IMTA, CITP ISACA CGEIT, CISMState CPA Societies in California, Florida, Illinois, New York and TexasExpertise with Regulatory Compliance - US - HIPAA, FINRA, SEC Rule 17(a)(3)/(4), eDiscovery, FINCEN - EU- EBA, ESMA, EIOPA UK - BoE, PRA, FCA