California Uses ACID – Illegal Grows
California Uses ACID – the Califonia Bureau of Cannabis Control [“BCC”], California Dept. of Fish & Wildlife [“CDFW”], California Dept. of Food & Agriculture [“CDFA”] Cal Cannabis Division, and the US Dept. of Justice – Drug Enforcement Agency [“DEA”] unveiled a heretofore “Top secret” Program. Avian Cannabis Interdiction & Destruction [“ACID”] is 
a quite novel program that utilizes highly trained flightless birds in connection with it cannabis interdiction programs.
Specifically, they have deployed Cassowary, Emu, and Ostriches [collectively “CEO’] in a novel approach to illegal cannabis destruction. These large flightless birds have the no carbon footprint, can operate in just about any terrain including hills and mountains with little difficulty and serve a variety of functions. A spokesperson for ACID explained that with reports of the deployment of the California National Guard in connection with the destruction 
of illegal grows being described as military exercises on the civilian population of California the authorities decided to roll out the new program as they are certain that the credibility of people that they were attacked by, and their cannabis grow destroyed by giant birds would be almost nil.
The spokesperson then began a discussion of the various species of birds, starting with the Cassowary noting that it was akin to a Cobra or Apache attack helicopter due to its five-inch dagger-like claws, incredibly mean-spirited temper and ability to jump six feet into the air and run thirty miles an hour. Cassowary have killed humans with their kicking attacks.
Cassowaries feed mainly on fruit, although all species are truly omnivorous and will take a range of other plant food, including shoots and grass seeds, in addition to fungi, invertebrates, and small vertebrates. Cassowaries are very wary of humans, but if provoked they are capable of inflicting serious injuries, occasionally fatal, to dogs and people. It is often called “the world’s most dangerous bird“.
California Uses ACID – Illegal Grows
The ACID program has trained a number of deputies and ostriches a fast response avian cavalry where small groups of deputies armed with automatic rifles can ride the ostriches in small rapid response unit to be able to reinforce other ACID activities.
Imagine the sight of a dozen highly armed tactical appearing on the horizon mounted on ostriches moving towards an illegal grow.
An ostrich can carry a human ride that weighs less than 170 lbs. Ostrich riding is a big thing in South Africa, but the Association of British Travel Agents say that tour agencies should not offer this. The skeleton of the ostrich is not designed to support a human’s weight, nor is it safe for humans to come close to these animals, as they can viciously attack.
A frightened ostrich can achieve a speed of 72.5 kilometers (45 miles) per hour. If cornered, it can deliver dangerous kicks capable of killing lions and other large predators. Deaths from kicks and slashes are rare, with most attacks resulting from humans provoking the birds. An ostrich’s powerful, long legs can cover 10 to 16 feet in a single stride. These legs can also be formidable weapons. Ostrich kicks can kill a human or a potential predator like a lion. Each two-toed foot has a long, sharp claw.
The ACID program has deployed emu as pack animals which are used to transport cannabis plants which have been cut down to locations where destruction takes place.
California Uses ACID – Illegal Grows
The emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae) is the second-largest living bird by height, after its ratite relative, the ostrich. It is endemic to Australia where it is the largest native bird and the only extant member of the genus Dromaius. The emu’s range covers most of mainland Australia, but the Tasmanian, Kangaroo Island and King Island subspecies became extinct after the European settlement of Australia in 1788. The bird is sufficiently common for it to be rated as a least-concern species.
Breeding takes place in May and June, and fighting among females for a mate is common. Females can mate several times and lay several clutches of eggs in one season. The male does the incubation; during this process, he hardly eats or drinks and loses a significant amount of weight. The eggs hatch after around eight weeks and the young are nurtured by their fathers. They reach full size after around six months but can remain as a family unit until the next breeding season.
Cassowary – Emu – Ostrich
Although flightless, emus have vestigial wings, the wing chord measuring around 20 cm (8 in), and each wing having a small claw at the tip. 
Emus flap their wings when running, perhaps as a means of stabilizing themselves when moving fast. They have long necks and legs and can run at speeds of 48 km/h (30 mph) due to their highly specialized pelvic limb musculature. Their feet have only three toes and a similarly reduced number of bones and associated foot muscles; emus are unique among birds in that their gastrocnemius muscles in the back of the lower legs have four bellies instead of the usual three.
The pelvic limb muscles of emus contribute a similar proportion of the total body mass as do the flight muscles of flying birds. When walking, the emu takes strides of about 100 cm (3.3 ft), but at full gallop, a stride can be as long as 275 cm (9 ft). Its legs are devoid of feathers and underneath its feet are thick cushioned pads. Like the cassowary, the emu has sharp claws on its toes which are its major defensive attribute, and are used in combat to inflict wounds on opponents by kicking. The toe and claw total 15 cm (6 in) in length. The bill is quite small, measuring 5.6 to 6.7 cm (2.2 to 2.6 in), and is soft, being adapted for grazing. Emus have good eyesight and hearing, which allows them to detect threats at some distance.
California Uses ACID – Illegal Grows
The program’s techniques are evolving, and ACID program staff was rather tight-lipped 
about their deployment. However, we did spot a large number of armored horse trailers that seem to be being used to transport the Avian attack creatures.
Rumor has it that the ACID Unit is about to deploy to Oakland for a series of raids in conjunction with local sheriff’s departments in Operation Flying Bird Shit. If anyone notices giant birds working in conjunction with local law enforcement to destroy cannabis grows please take photos or video and get to us as soon as you can. This should be about as believable as the Riverside County Sheriff using tanks.
part of the legal cannabis industry in California. The subject is receipts and the information contained on them. It may not seem all that significant, but it has the potential to cause an incredible amount of pain and even displacement within the industry. Our observation is that very few of the receipts we have seen…whether we are talking about the receipts that cultivators get from purchasers of flower and trim to the simple receipts that retail customers receive from a dispensary purchase of an eighth have contained insufficient or incorrect information, and that is a problem, actually it is a time bomb waiting to explode.”
Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced his resignation Wednesday afternoon.
