JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory  well we are both flattered and overwhelmed by the number of requests we get from clients, partners and the public wondering just how we manage to get everything done. The assumption seems to be that we have an army of mad scientists and who knows what else. The real secret is we have had amazing success by hiring and training “dummies”…in this case, Achmed and Walter.

The broad view of “the Laboratory” provides a good overall perspective on both the dummies and the technology. [We promised no “geek speak” in this post.] That would be a Sony FS-5 Pro Camcorder in the background that streams in 4K, just had to throw that in.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

Closer view of the Laboratory – you can get a closer view of Achmed and the center of the control center.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

Achmed insisted on posing with his “tools”…and we were not about to argue with our resident terrorist and AML expert.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory
A- Tucker Telephone
B – T-Sheets Crystal Ball Optimized for Cannabis Industry Accounting, Tax and Regulatory Compliance Issues
C – Palmistry Hand – calibrated by Genuine Which Doctor [aka Witch Doctor]
D – Oujia Board with high-frequency “Wireless Medium”
E – Achmed the Terrorist – AML and FinCEN Expert

 

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

The backside of the monitors with the “wire jungle” and a Drobo 5D3 with five 3 TB drives and a 256GB mSATA accelerator card…sometimes it feels like we live in an Apple Store.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

A close up of Walter, our resident grouch with more wire and CalDigit Thunderbolt 3 docking stations.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

This piece of high tech is a genuine palmistry hand which provides incredible insights when other electronic tools just don’t work. The palm of the hand has three major lines — the life line, heart line and headline. … Their meanings can vary, depending on the hand shape, markings, mounts and the other lines nearby or crossing over them

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory
JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

Finally, with all of this high tech electronic and psychic gear, we are constantly in need of tools to tweak this stuff with…so I have a second toolbox here…with the larger unit in my private office.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

This is for those of you that thought I was joking.

JSZ Mad Scientist Laboratory

 

 

 

Author: abizcannabis

Managing Director & CEO of integrated transactional financial advisory, tax, and technology consulting firm - aBIZinaBOX Inc New York, Chicago, and OaklandCPA.CITP.CISM.CGEIT.CGMAExpertise with: Alt. Investments/Private Equity, Real Estate, Professional Services, CA Cannabis, Tech Start-Ups and Distressed Assets/DebtTechnology Certifications including:Advanced & High Complexity Cloud Integrator AICPA PCPS, CAQ,, IMTA, CITP ISACA CGEIT, CISMState CPA Societies in California, Florida, Illinois, New York and TexasExpertise with Regulatory Compliance - US - HIPAA, FINRA, SEC Rule 17(a)(3)/(4), eDiscovery, FINCEN - EU- EBA, ESMA, EIOPA UK - BoE, PRA, FCA